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Official Website of (soon-to-be) Best Selling Author

Speedos in
the Vending Machine

#1 Bestseller in Lachassagne, France 
population 1063 (w/ 6 native English speakers) 
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About
HAS SOMEBODY DIED AGAIN?

Two evil parents kidnap their four small boys (and aging Weiner-Newfoundland mutt) and flee from the comforts of urban America to the alien French countryside. 

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They throw the kids into a village school that hasn’t seen Americans since the Liberation. But before long, the kids are striking, the dog is burying stale baguettes, and their once-recognizable American lifestyle is turned on its head.  

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Through it all, this coming-of-age story for a family of seven highlights what’s beautiful and enviable about French culture, even if at first glance it seems otherworldly.

IN THE PRESS
My Books

"This looks fantastic and just the type of thing I would pick up to read even if I didn’t know you."

- WENDY WHITE

Former Librarian

"I’m so buying this and I want an autographed copy!!"

- RACHEL ZINN

Former French expat in arms 

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

David Smurthwaite is the epitome of faking it until you make it. He spent the first 15 years of his career in advertising, working hard to convince the world to buy things they could usually live without.

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That all changed when, in 2015, he and his wife decided to make a significant life change on behalf of their growing family and move to the French countryside. 

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David has been a top writer on Medium in Travel, Parenting, & Short Stories. He's a father of four rapidly-growing boys, husband to a near-perfect companion, and co-founder of MindTrip, a company dedicated to helping families pick up and have life-changing experiences around the world.

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He's also still faking it, just so we're clear.

About
Events
World Tour
Digital World Map
Sept-Nov 2019

Salt LakeCity,

USA

Oct 2-16, 2019
June - Aug 2020

Medellin,

Colombia

Sagunto,

Spain

 Dec. 2019 - Feb. 2020

Kigali,

Rwanda

 Mar. - May. 2020

Hoi An,

Vietnam

Beginning September 1st, David will be embarking on a worldwide "book signing" tour (with his family). They'll be spending three months in four locations around the globe and would love to have you stop by for a few days, a few weeks, or a few months.

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